I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize
