i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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