i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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