So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She's the barista slut.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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