its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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