I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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