i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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