I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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