im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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