just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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