it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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