idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
