I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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