i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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