Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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