her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Is it penis luge time yet?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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