I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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