yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
