Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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