Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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