whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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