New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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