Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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