i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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