oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Shame is for Republicans.
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