ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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