what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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