i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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