i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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