we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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