i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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