I seem to have left my pride at pride
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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