Swine flu. Run for my life!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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