So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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