i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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