I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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