i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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