no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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