This dress was meant to end up on your floor
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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