She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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