he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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