Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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