From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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