i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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