he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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