he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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