oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
