I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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