nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You took a bar mat shot.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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