He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Two words: nipple clamps
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