did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
