i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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