Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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