You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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