look no pants
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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