And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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