im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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